31 December 2011

Washing My Hair

This was an odd request...

I know a few of you like to see my hair, especially when it's messy but when Andy, the same guy who requested my Messy Hair video, said that he'd like to see me washing my hair, I was happy to oblige.

For the rest of you, please let me know if you like this sort of thing. I'm not massively keen on doing videos like this but if you want to see more, please let me know.

27 December 2011

SlaveBoys and Me

Hey guys, this is just an informational post, sorry.

Firstly, I've given into peer pressure from several kinky lads and I'm now on SlaveBoys! If you're on there, feel free to add me but don't worry, this doesn't mean that I'm going to abandon the blog. I'm mainly on there to socialise with a few more guys and perhaps get some inspiration.

Secondly, my wish list is back up for a few days whilst I'm back at home and able to collect my mail:


I'm sure I've said this before but don't feel compelled to get me anything. With the exception of the knee pads and electric fly swatter, this is a very selfish list of things that I want but don't need.

On the list, I've also put some clothes and paint because since I posted that I wanted to be Nightwing, I received such positive feedback that I've been inspired to start making my costume early, even though the expo is 5 months away. So, anything you get would be helpful but again, please don't feel like you have to get me anything at all.

Speaking of gifts, I still have to thank several people so I promise I'll be doing that over the next few days... as soon as I find out who bought one particular gift.

And... I have been rather naughty and got a few e-mails to respond to. To those of you that messaged me, I will reply soon, sorry!

Concerning the other posts I promised:

Master Mark has said that he might be willing to sell some of his socks too although nothing will be happening about this until 2012 since I've left my many socks at my university accommodation and I need to do a video to show what's on offer.

Also, my 'bound and gunged' video will be uploaded, I'm still making tweaks to it because the editing on it has to be done properly but I think that all you WAM fans will enjoy it. I can't tell you when it will be ready but I promise I will post it on the blog on the day it is ready.

On a final note, I've now published over 100 blog posts, I'm not going to celebrate it but I'm surpised at how prolific I've been this year. Here's hoping I can post less wordy posts and more pictures, videos and stories in 2012!

26 December 2011

Merry... Boxing Day!

For lack of a better title.

Also, as promised, I have a new video. Because it's been so long since I've done a video with just my socks or feet, I figured that I owed it to you.

Special thanks to '1000Howarth', although he wasn't one of the many people that requested this video, he did buy me the socks and he's going to be getting this pair in the post in a few days time (before you ask if I'm selling them.)

So, all you foot / sock fetishists, enjoy!

25 December 2011

Merry Christmas!

...or Happy Holidays if you prefer that but I'm an atheist so you have a great Sol Invictus too, why not?

Anyway, seeing as it is the season for giving, I've got a couple of videos for you all. Firstly, a messy video with one (rather large) tin of rice pudding. This video is for quite a few people but thanks first of all to 'sampepper' for those boxers. Also, massive thanks to 'figmais2'! He came up with the idea to do this in the first place and was nice enough to get the rice pudding too.

I hope you enjoy the video!

P.S. A video featuring socks / feet will be up tomorrow, on Boxing Day. It will be made public on YouTube shortly after... with hope that it doesn't get me banned.

17 December 2011

Other Commitments and the Music of Hans Zimmer

Hey guys,

I'm just writing this post to let you know that I'm quite busy with a few things (university work, cleaning, packing, etc.) As a result, the current plan is that I won't be blogging until I'm back home after the 23rd.

In the mean time, I might respond to your comments / messages / e-mails but if I don't, I apologise. I will definitely get round to them before Xmas.

I will however be filming at least 2 videos (one messy, one with socks) that I promised earlier on but again, don't necessarily expect me to post them for at least a week. In fact... I think that with Xmas coming up, the messy one can be a bit of a present.

Now, I'd like to point out that I do have plenty of time to blog and respond to your messages but the main reason why I'm not doing it is because I don't want to get distracted by one thing... and then another... and another and so on until I've wasted a few hours doing nothing productive.

In the mean time, I know it's not great fun but here's a playlist of music that I'll be working to over these next few days:

Yeah, it's a bit of a nerdy playlist with music from Inception, Batman Begins and The Social Network but soundtracks are a good way to block out the silence and by having no words, I'm not tempted to sing along.

I hope you enjoy it whilst I've got nothing better for you guys but I promise, I will start posting some really good stuff once again!

16 December 2011

Mayo with Boxers and Socks

A few days ago, I posted about Master Mark's Wishlist:


Well, soon after this, somebody was nice enough to buy him a DVD and in return, he asked that I got messy in my boxers and socks.

I was very happy with this until he said that my Master could choose the gunge... so I reluctantly asked and he decided that I had to do it with mayonnaise and ketchup and well... I think you see how much I was enjoying it.

14 December 2011

Guest Writer - The Winter Warmer Part 1

So, very recently after I posted the guest-written story of Gunge House, I got speaking to a guy that likes to write a lot of stories and I must say that he has quite the imagination. He improvised the following story and I helped him tidy it up afterwards.

It's not for everyone but I think that a lot of you will like it; especially if you're into WAM, bondage, domination, etc. I'll say this now... this is only Part 1. It'll be concluded at a later date but I think that this is quite the beginning.

If you want to thank the writer, please leave a comment.

If you want your story published here, feel free to e-mail me at restwalk@hotmail.co.uk

One winter I had to work in a sports workshop.

I met a young guy there. I noticed that he wore a pair of worn out tracksuit bottoms but he still had a distinct emo look. He always smelled like a gym changing room which made me think that he came straight from training. Although he did look a bit moody, he was always in a good mood.

At the end of the tiresome workshop, he walked over to me, smiled and out of nowhere, asked if I wanted a drink. I said "Yea", I mean, why not?

That evening we went out to a bar. He'd brought his gym bag along with him. I must admit that the smell of sweat coming from it made me horny.

Whilst I was drinking my beer, he said that he wanted to play. I wasn't sure what he meant but I saw that he had a smirk on his face so I went along with it. When we stood up, I accidentally knocked my beer over and got it over him. He told me that I was going to pay for that later and walked out the door, I quickly followed him.

Back at his place, he unlocked the door and led the way inside. When he shut the door behind me, I was nervous and excited. I'd never been with a guy that I'd felt so attracted to before. He saw that I was a bit anxious, walked over, pulled me towards him and kissed me. I felt the blood rush to my head, I blushed intensely. We were going to play...

I think he realised that I admired his gear so he told me to get changed. Whilst I did, he took off his red trackie top, t-shirt and tracksuit bottoms. All he was wearing now was a jockstrap, he told me to put them on.

I begin to put on his gear, still wet from the beer and smelling of sweat. He just stood there, practically naked in front of me. Soon, he thought that I was taking too long to get changed so he helped to get it on.

It was then that he noticed his gym bag, slightly open with something unusual inside. He caught me looking and told me to go ahead. I crouched down and fully opened the bag to find some leather restraints in the bag on top of some clothes. Immediately, I decided to tie him up so that he can't go anywhere. I use the opportunity to kiss him again and feel his smooth body.

Then I notice something shiny in the gym bag amongst the clothes. I move them aside to see a few a tins of squirty cream. I look up at him and smile whilst I see that he has a cheeky grin on his face. I stand up , shaking one of the tins before squirting it all over him. Without caution, I just take the plunge and lick it off. It feels weird because I've never done it before but I still enjoy it. Whilst I'm licking, I accidentally get some on my face. When I stand up straight again, he licks it off and tells me to look in the bag again.

In there, I find some maple syrup and hair gel which I hold up to him. He nods and smirks to me so I pour the maple syrup into his hair and use it to style it like a footballer would. I then spit into the hair gel, mix it in and drop a large dollop of it into his jock before rubbing it in from the outside. From the large bulge in there, I can tell that he's enjoying it.

Whilst rubbing his cock, I suddenly realise that he's managed to undo his restraints but he doesn't go anywhere still. Instead, he uses his free hand to rub my cock. This takes me by surprise because I never thought I'd be getting this intimate with someone I'd just met. Still though, I am extremely aroused to see my cock someone else's hands. I let him continue although it feels like I could cum at any second.

He suddenly grabs a trackie top out of the gym bag, puts it on and zips it up. "It's your turn now, mate" he says. He pushed me into another room where I saw stocks. He promptly orders me to get undressed before forcing me to bend over so that he can lock me in them.

He walks behind me so that I can't see what he's doing. Without any warning, I felt him lick from my neck and all the way down to my back. Then he walks back around to the front so that I could see he was rock hard.

He leans over and spat on my hair before taking off his jock and jerking off slowly. Then he uses the hair gel that I had spat into and rubs it into my hair. It feels disgusting but I'm unable to move.

After seeing me try to move, he unlocks the stocks orders me to kneel. He uses a pair of leather cuffs and ties my hands behind my back. He also puts a collar on me before leaving me there.

He soon returns holding two buckets; the sight of them gets me nervous but excited again. He puts one of them down on the floor before holding the other one over my head and pouring cold and thick muddy sludge, taken from a field. The smell of grass and sweat gets me feeling even more horny. As he picks up the second bucket and pours it, I'm eager to cum. As he sees me move my hand towards my stiff cock, he says that we're not done yet.

He throws the second bucket down and starts putting on another pair of tracksuit bottoms. Just as I've got the mud out of my eyes, he pushes me onto my back and pins me down by sitting my face. Not caring, the smell and moistness of the sweat keeps me feeling horny. Unable to move, I eventually get used to the smell.

Then, he decides to lean over and start lick my feet. I feel him put one toe at a time inside his mouth whilst I'm still unable to move. By now, the heat of the room has caused most of the mud to dry though my feet feel warm and slimy from his spit.

Finally, he gets up and jumps onto his bed before inviting me to join him. I lie next to him so that he can wrap his arm around me. I fall asleep, still dirty and able to smell his sweat, wondering what the rest of the weekend would bring.

To be continued...

12 December 2011


I'm a bit of a nerd.

I'll spare you the details as to what my areas of expertise are but something I have recently developed an interest in comic books.

I'll skip ahead and basically say that I'm considering going to an expo / convention in May dressed as Nightwing. Your thoughts?

11 December 2011

I may be getting messy soon

This is just a little update to let you guys know of my plans.

Between now and the 22nd, I am staying at my university accommodation. At some point during that period, the person who I share a bathroom with, will probably be moving out for the holidays. When that happens, I'll probably be able to get messy again!

Don't get too excited, I don't have much to get messy with and I'd rather keep my money for things I actually need, as I said. Nevertheless, I'll have some WAM videos posted before Xmas, I promise.

After that, I move back home on the 23rd since things are okay with my mum right now.

I plan on staying there until mid-January, what I'll be during Xmas and 2012 is undecided. I'll let you know more at a later date.

09 December 2011

Please humiliate me...

You guys remember Master Mark, right?

He's responsible for all of these posts:

Yeah, he's really nice... to you guys. He's a sadistic Master that likes seeing his pathetic little puppy utterly humiliated. Normally, I don't mind because he's not actually being that cruel as you may be able to tell by the large bulge in my shorts / boxers. But that might change...

Recently, I may have agreed to a rather stupid deal.

Master Mark has a Wish List here: 
For every £10 that is spent on gifts, I have to do a humiliating task, on camera, that I genuinely won't enjoy.

Also, the number of tasks will be based on individual gifts and also rounded up. So, for example, a gift that is worth £7.99 will result in one humiliating task for me. A gift worth £54.99 will be worth six humiliating tasks and so on.

Furthermore, if you e-mail me at restwalk@hotmail.co.uk after buying something, you can suggest what these tasks might be. I would have to confirm the task with my Master though and so he might change it a bit (you have been warned). What I do know is that I'm not doing anything public, anything with negative effects that last for more than 24 hours and anything that could be really harmful.

If you don't e-mail me then Master Mark has said that he'll draw inspiration from the comments that some of you have been posting here.

So... I urge you, please buy Master Mark a gift. That way you can thank him for everything he's done and also make me do something more humiliating than licking the soles of his shoes, crawling about like a puppy or eating dog food.

08 December 2011

On Coming Out - Part 6

Let me just start by saying that the content of this post is a few weeks old but I've been too busy with uni work to just sit down and focus on writing it.

Since last time, quite a lot has happened so I'll skip the details.

One day, I was at an ATM when I found out that my non-food money ran out (don't worry about me, I can still survive!) I thought that the logical thing to do would be to e-mail my mother (because my phone broke since we spoke).

Immediately, she booked a train ticket to my university without really asking me. I was extremely angry for her being so stubborn and not understanding the phrase "I need more time." which I had repeated to her again and again.

Nevertheless, when the day of her arrival came, I did meet up with her and well... basically... things are not as bad.

We previously agreed not to mention the subject of my sexuality but after seeing how calm she was, I did bring it up and she was reassuring.

She's still a bit ignorant and wants to make sure that I'm sure of my sexuality before I do anything regrettable as if it might be a phase. But generally, she just wants to make that I'm not forced into doing anything I don't want to. (I suppose it's a great thing she doesn't know about this blog.)

Overall though, she basically reassured that although I'm very likely to face some obstacles such as my somewhat homophobic family, it's going to get better.

Oh and she also gave me a bit of money which I've mostly spent on pasta and sauce although my student loan is finally coming through in a few days time. This and the fact that I suddenly have some free time now that one of my modules / classes is finished... I should be able to do some filming again.

Thanks everybody for being so supportive but I think it's time to have something fun on here again!

07 December 2011

Guest Writer - Gunge House

Today, I have something very different for all you dear readers. Recently, I started chatting with another British guy who is also into WAM.

He told me that he'd written a few short stories in the past and he sent me one of them which I felt like I just had to share with you all, not at all because I'm running out of stuff to post. So, the following story is not mine (although I did volunteer to illustrate it a bit).

If you enjoy it, please leave a nice comment and  I'll make sure the writer gets to hear your compliments. Also, if you have your own stories that you'd to share, feel free to let me know or e-mail me at restwalk@hotmail.co.uk For now though, I'll let you just enjoy reading "Gunge House".

Dave had applied for a new TV show called Gunge House.

Dave always wanted to be gunged but he was a quiet and shy guy. He didn’t know how to win it but once he saw that the top prize was 10 grand, he decided to go on.

The day of recording he went to the studio. Immediately he was told that he would stay clean provided he wasn't incompetent or foolish. Since Dave had good general knowledge, he felt confident.

The show started and the first game involved four contestants: Jack, Steve, Charlie and Dave. Each round someone would get gunged. The person who received the most gungings would be punished at the end. The person with the least gungings would win the 10k.

HOST: Let's start the show with Round 1.
All four contestants were sat on chairs in tanks.
The host announced that this is a simple jigsaw puzzle.
50 pieces, above each contestant's head is a tank full of red natrasol.
Last to finish will be covered.

Dave wasn’t very good at jigsaws, he was barely halfway through when he could see that two others had already finished. The last two left were Dave and Jack. Dave was looking for where this one piece went when at that moment, the alarm sounded.

HOST: UH-OH DAVE! You should know what that noise means...

Dave looked up, Jack must have finished and the giant chute of gunge opened over his head. Red natrasol covered his body and the host announced another twist.

HOST: Dave, as loser of this game you must remove an item of clothing.

Dave took off his t-shirt showing his pecs to the watching crowd, he was a little nervous and he certainly didn’t want to show his boxers on TV.

HOST: Time for Round 2, for this game, you'll be in teams.
Teams will be Jack and Dave; Charlie and Steve.
In this game, one person is attached to an electric buzz wire.
They have to move the hoop along the wire without touching it.
Each time they touch it their teammate in the tank gets filled with gunge.
First team to fill their tank loses.
Jack and Charlie on wire; Steve and Dave in the tanks please.
Okay, ready, go!

Almost immediately Dave felt the first hit of gunge pour into his tank. He notices the tank had five notches and each time Jack buzzed the wire gunge went up to the next notch. At the fifth he would be fully submerged.


Jack hit the wire again and the gunge was now 2 notches up by Dave's knees. Meanwhile Steve has just taken his first gunging as Charlie hit the wire.

But then BUZZ

Jack had done it again and the gunge was now pouring into Dave's tank. It was a thicker version of green natrasol. Probably thickened with cornflour or something. Dave started to panic about losing an item of clothing.

BUZZ Uh oh... Jack had hit his fourth wire

Dave and Jack, one more touch and Dave is submerged and you both lose clothes. Dave was in trouble, the gunge was now just below his neck and was glooping around his naked body.

BUZZ Oooh. Steve and Charlie now onto their 4th notch as well.

"Both teams are in trouble" said the host.

But then Dave heard the noise he least wanted to hear in the whole world.

BUZZ Jack had hit the wire again.

Dave took a deep breath and was totally covered in gunge and submerged. Jack was pied in the face for losing the game as part of the team and Dave was let out of the tank.

HOST: Unlucky boys but you know what that means.

Dave had to remove his jeans and revealed his tight fitting Aussiebum boxers to the TV audience; Jack removed his shirt.

The scores so far are Charlie and Steve are winning with 0, Jack has 1 and Dave is heading for trouble with 2 gungings.

It was time for Round 3. The contestants were taken away to get changed and Dave was allowed to clean up a bit. They were dressed up for a kids party, but wearing party hats with big pins on the top of them

HOST: Welcome to Round 3, this game is called Pinhead. It’s a simple general knowledge quiz. You all sit on chairs and answer questions. Get it right and you can move your opponent up one notch, get it wrong and you move up a notch. Hanging above your hats is a giant balloon filled with rotten eggs and flour. In this game only one person stays clean. You each have 3 lives before you pop the balloon.

Dave looked worried, although he felt that his knowledge was good, he knew the others would pick on him to avoid the final gunging themselves.

HOST: Players take your seats. Steve, you will answer first.

Steve and Charlie both got their first questions wrong but then Jack got one right and moved Charlie up a notch. It was Dave's turn.

HOST: Dave, what's the capital of Hungary?

He'd always mixed these up. It was either Budapest or Bucharest.

"Bucharest" Dave said confidently.

HOST: Ooh close, but wrong. It's Budapest.

So after one question each, Charlie has 1 life left, Dave and Steve 2 lives and Jack all 3 lives.

In the second round, Charlie got his question wrong and was eliminated covered in the rotten eggs and flour. Dave could smell it and knew he was naked if he lost this; he would have to remove those tight Aussiebum boxers.

The next question went to Steve who got his wrong as well and went down to 1 life. Jack was clearly a smart guy, he answered a really tough question right and chose to eliminate Steve from the game.

Steve was covered in the horrible glop and trudged off-stage leaving just Jack and Dave.

HOST: Here’s your question Dave, how many sides does a dodecahedron have?

DAVE: No idea

HOST: Oh dear Dave, you have 1 life left now and Jack can finish you off here.

The host turned to Jack. "Jack, what is the capital of the Czech Republic?"

JACK: Sorry Dave, I've just been there. It's Prague.

HOST: Correct, and we know what that means Dave...

Dave could feel himself being moved towards the balloon, his party hat ready to burst the sickly rotten eggs and flour.


It covered him, it smelt horrible but felt quite good. The host called back the other two contestants.

HOST: You know the rules, bye bye clothes. And Dave, I'm afraid it's even worse for you, you’ve gotta lose those Aussiebums.

Dave's face went bright red as his messy crotch was exposed to the nation, his cock was impressive and throbbing but everyone was still laughing at him.

HOST: So after 3 rounds Jack, Charlie and Steve are tied for the lead with 1 gunging each and only losing a t-shirt whereas Dave is in big trouble with 3 gungings and is now naked. We have 1 round to go before the finale so I guess Dave, you need to start winning.

Round 4…

HOST: Welcome to Round 4, this is another team round. This time Jack and Charlie on one team, Steve and Dave the other. Dave, I need not remind you that you are already naked and any future losses will lead to a special forfeit instead of losing clothes.
This game is called 'Prince and Princess', the good news Dave is you will get some clothes for this round. Dave and Jack will be Princesses locked away in the Gunge Tower. Steve and Charlie, you are dressed as Princes, you have to go through the obstacle course to the Splat Vat, filled with gunge to find 3 keys to release your Princess from her tower. Each key will release a trickle of gunge into the other Princess' tank.
However the last Princess to be released is in trouble, as the mean King will throw out his slops down the chute above your heads.
Okay, Jack and Dave might I say you look lovely in those pink knickers and bras.
Ready, go!

Charlie got off to a great start and led Steve through the early obstacles, gunge was flying at them both from everywhere. They reached the Splat Vat at the same time and starting sifting through for keys.

HOST: I forgot to tell you that some keys might not work.

Steve found a key and took it to Dave's door, he tried the three locks but it didn’t work. Meanwhile Charlie had found a key too, he put it in and turned; success and a trickle of cold wet green slime went down Dave's bra.

Steve then found another key and placed it in Dave's lock, it worked and Jack got a trickle of gunge landing on his head. All of a sudden they both found another key each and it was 2-2 with Jack and Dave being subjected to more princess gunge.

It was neck and neck as they plunged into the Splat Vat, they both came out with keys but Steve reached Dave's tank first, he tried the key…..

It wouldn't open! Charlie got to Jack and turned the key, Jack was free.

HOST: Oh no Dave, it just isn’t your day, bad luck Steve, I thought you two had it then but Steve you lose an item of clothing and Dave we will have a special forfeit for you.

The host pushed a button and a voice bellowed “How dare you try and release more daughter, release the slops!”

Dave was covered in foul-smelling food waste, it looked like custard and mushy peas mainly.

HOST: Okay Dave now for your forfeit. You are going to be strapped into a pillory and pelted with pies by the other contestants for two minutes.

2 minutes went by and Dave felt the cream in his naked crotch, he quite liked it.

HOST: OK so Jack leads alongside Charlie with 1 each, Steve has 2 and Dave has 4. Dave, you are destined for the gunge in the end game but you can try to regain some pride in Round 5.

HOST: Okay so Dave you have lost tonight’s show and Jack you are tonight's winner. Would you both please join me for Round 5: the final round of tonight's show.

The curtain pulled away to reveal two stools, a giant deck of cards and several buckets filled with messy stuff.

HOST: Jack, you thought you would simply walk away with 10k and gunge Dave but it's not that easy. The final game could mean that Dave takes some of the money away. However Dave is in the weaker position. You will both put on the same amount of clothes and Dave will start blindfolded. Jack you will hold up a card from the deck, Dave has to guess the suit if he gets it right you swap places, get it wrong and Dave loses an item of clothing and gets gunged. Jack, Dave takes £500 of your 10k for every item of clothing he takes off you. The loser will be the first one naked, they will receive tonight's mega-gunging

Dave was delighted at the chance to get revenge on Jack. They both slipped into their costumes, Aussiebum boxers, tight white t-shirts and swimming shorts.

HOST: Okay Jack, blindfold Dave and hold up the first card.

Jack placed the blindfold over Dave's face and whispered in his ear. “You're gonna get messy and I'm gonna give you a boner.” Dave simply smiled from behind his blindfold. Jack held up a Heart.

DAVE: I'm gonna guess it’s a Diamond.

HOST: Oh close Dave but I'm afraid Jack gets to remove your white t-shirt.

Jack took delight in removing Dave's tight top, he then grabbed two pies and caressed them into Dave's nipples one each side. He then noticed the boner Dave was getting and whispered “The whole audience is gonna see your cock.”

HOST: New card and second guess please Dave. Jack held up a club.

DAVE: Heart

HOST: Ooh close but wrong, Jack, your 10k remains intact and Dave, your shorts must go.

Jack took down Dave's shorts and grabbed a bucket of custard before slowly pulling open Dave's Aussiebums and pouring it in. Dave's cock began to throb and noticeably bulge.

Dave lost again and became totally naked with Jack whipping down his Aussiebums and supplying a lovely cream pie to his now dripping cock.

HOST: Dave, you are one away from the mega-gunging, can you steal any of Jack money? Next guess please.

Dave didn’t mind because he was enjoying himself but Jack clearly didn’t want to lose any money or clothes so Dave was keen to get it right. Jack held up a Spade.

DAVE: Spade

HOST: Correct, Dave you’ve stolen £500 from Jack and better news still, you get to put Jack in the hotseat with the blindfold for some revenge.

JACK: Oh no, I don’t believe it.

Jack knew he was in trouble. He too had been hiding a bulge and Dave instantly saw his chance to expose Jack.

HOST: Guess #1 Jack, and I don’t need to remind you that if you're wrong Dave gets revenge and another £500 of your 10k.

Dave held up a Club

JACK: Spade

HOST: Ooh so close but finally Dave your luck is in. Remove Jack' top and gunge him.

Dave delighted in taking off Jack' t-shirt, picking up the bucket of custard and pouring it over Jack before whispering. “I'm gonna expose you as well loser.”

HOST: Guess #2 Jack and need I remind you the shorts are gone if you get this wrong. Dave held up a Diamond.

JACK: Heart

HOST: No good Jack, Dave's now stolen £1500 and your shorts are gone.

Dave jumped for joy, he gleefully removed the shorts and grabbed more custard and a pie, he pied Jack' body before pulling open the Aussiebums and pouring the custard down.

HOST: Guess #3 Jack, will you get naked?

Dave held up a Heart.

JACK: Diamond?

HOST: Wrong and Dave you have now won 2k of Jack 10k. Plus you get to strip him naked.

Dave was so delighted, he shouted “expose the bulge” he pulled down the Aussiebums and pied the hell out of Jack' crotch.

HOST: OK, it’s all or nothing. If Jack guesses right, Dave gets mega-gunged in Part 6, if not Jack gets it
Dave held up a spade but actually secretly wanted the mega-gunging.

JACK: Spade

HOST: Correct, which means Jack you have won £8000 and the right to put Dave through the mega-gunging. Dave, you stole £2000 but unfortunately it’s you who will take the trip of doom around the splat vats, totally butt naked and with your clearly throbbing bulge.

Join us for the mega-gunging right after this break.

05 December 2011

Upcoming Posts

Hey guys, I'm alive. I figured that instead of not posting until I had a decent post ready, I'd post briefly about what's up and what's coming soon.

First of all, I have been very busy with university. Since it's almost the end of the semester, I have had so many deadlines to deal with. The fact that the holidays coming up soon too does not help. Nevertheless, I have some posts that I'm going to write... hopefully before January but no promises.

I hope to be posting more than just this but hopefully you'll see all these posts before 2012.

On another note, a few of you have said that they'd like to get me something off my Wish List. While I do appreciate this, I don't really need anything right now, plus I still need to thank the people who got me gifts.

Also for complicated personal reasons that I won't go into, I'd rather not receive any packages until after Boxing Day. Maybe I'll make my Wish List public again in a few weeks, we'll see.